“If you think infidelity is the worst thing that can happen to your relationship — you haven’t met apathy.” ~ the WiseFool

With the economy in the toilet, we good Americans are quickly giving up on our luxuries. Luxuries we took for granted, you know, back when we suffered from affluenza. Like Debauve & Gallais chocolates, 30-year-old single malt scotch, fine wines, silicone boobs, botox smiles… and infidelity.

Infidelity is one luxury, which may be the easiest to wean yourself from in an economic downturn. When times get uncertain, humans run for cover; we seek comfort in the familiar. These days, loyal relationships are worth more than all the gold in the world. Stock up yall!

But hey, just because you can’t afford infidelity in a bust doesn’t mean you can’t talk about it or, at the very least, fantasize about it. Read the rest of this entry »